Jon Newberry

So this is it for now. I have never made or had my own website before so this is new to me. Once i figure this out more i will be able to add some features and decide on a theme or something to have on here. But until that happens you get to see a lame picture of me and read a big paragraph of a clueless adolescence rambling.

Everyone who was alive before 1995 must read this!

This may seem like a long annoying list but i find this to be very true.


* Before Sidekicks & iPods.
    * Before MIKE JONES
    * Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
    * Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.
    * WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE COOL
    * When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
    * When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
    * When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
    * When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walk-mans.
    * When 2Pac and Biggie were alive.
    * When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
      Way back..........

    * Tag.
    * Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
    * Red Light, Green Light.
    * Heads Up 7 Up.
    * Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
    * Hopscotch.
    * Slip-n-Slides.
    * Tree Houses.
    * Hula Hoops.
    * Skip-its.
    * Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
    * The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.
    * Running through the sprinklers.
    * Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
    * Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
    * Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
    * Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."
      But wait....

    * Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
    * Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
    * The original Power Rangers
      Or what about....
    * The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
    * Ren & Stimpy.
    * Double Dare.
    * Rocko's Modern Life.
    * AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
    * Wild & Crazy Kids.
    * Clarissa Explains it All.
    * Salute Your Shorts.
    * Are You Afraid of the Dark?
    * The original cast members of All That.
    * Kenan & Kel. Who loves orange soda?
    * The Magic School Bus.
    * Flash Forward.
    * Pete and Pete.
    * Legends of the Hidden Temple.
    * Hey Dude.
    * Dinosaurs.
    * Pinky and the Brain.
    * Blossom.
    * Hangin' With Mr. Copper.
    * Wishbone.
    * Bill-Nye the Science Guy.
    * Kablamm.
    * Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, & I Love Lucy.
    * Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
    * Or Nick Jr. with Face.
    * Gulah-Gulah Island.
    * Little Bear.
    * Under the Umbrella Tree.
    * The Busy World of Richard Scary.
    * The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
    * Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
    * Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
    * Class field trips.
    * When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
    * When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
    * When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
    * When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.
      Go back to the time when.....

    * Argument's were only started when it came to who was gonna be the red ranger.
    * Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
    * Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
    * 'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
    * Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
    * It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
    * Being old referred to anyone over 20.
    * A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
    * Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.
    * It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
    * When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
    * When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
    * When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.
    * When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.
    * When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.
    * When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.
    * When stress was addition and subtraction.
    * When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.
    * When shaving cream was just meant for play.
    * When a first kiss only lead to cooties.
    * When Valentines Day meant cards for all.
    * When birthdays wweere a class event.
    * When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.
    * When the summer lasted forever.
    * When time didn't matter.

These were the days we hadn't realized escaped us until it's all brought back.

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